Saturday, 31 May 2014

Wednesfield 3 Ellesmere 2: match action from Long Lane, Lois' residence...

In a game of Charades, the players mime that the post-match meal will be pizzas from Domino's...

Rich Golding demonstrates how to fall off the back of a boat...

This could be anywhere, from Madrid to Lye.
It's not, though...

Dougliss is about to be cautioned...

Mike O'Reilly (7), who had been carrying an injury, lay down after his team went 2-1 ahead and this displeased Danny Carter, who reacted like a character from the new series called 'Penny Dreadful'...

Two Ellesmere players tell Dougliss (11) that his shirt is made of a nice piece of cloth and ask him to name his price...
Actually, they have just had a playground scrap...

Despite needing a pee, Carter is disgusted only to receive a yellow card, certainly not a colour-match with his current wardrobe...

A first-half free-kick is about to be saved by Ellesmere's goalie, Davis...

Wednesfield 3 Ellesmere 2: GENERAL IMAGES...

Not only is The Bodging terrified of Wednesfield's Daniel Carter, but he has also been told that there are three O'Reillys and two Griffithses in the Ellesmere team...

I've come to the right place, then...

Long Lane, short shed...

Several German WW1 prisoners are still being held behind that fence...

Says it all...
England and St Wednesbury...

The ref shows Dan Carter, in red and white stripes, a badger turd he'd found in a goalmouth...

...and nobody wants to touch it...

Rich Golding, left of the two in red, thought he'd seen the last of me...
Tough, Rich, but at least your mom spoke to me...

Summer, Black Country, nice...

The beer compound...

Thursday, 29 May 2014

JASON WHITE and JOHN EUSTACE recalled...


The Making of Jason White & John Eustace

Delroy was a talented footballer, a midfielder who dominated in my first ever team as a teacher at Firs Junior School, Birmingham, in 1974. He was so dominant that he was an automatic choice for the district team too. I guess he lost his way at secondary school, where I believe he was the recipient of some unpleasant peer treatment and his football career stalled.


Delroy in his Saltley District shirt...


His younger brother Jason displayed a beaming smile and at the age of eight won the school's standing long jump event against boys three years older than himself. He was a talented gymnast, a raw footballer at first but skilled by the age of eleven. He was intelligent too but also a total pain. Despite his inexperience and recent transfer from the infants' school, he pestered me daily to give him a chance in the ‘B’ team. This badgering became so intense that I was forced to include him in a squad of players to visit Timberley School on 20th September 1979. Unlike our school it had its own soccer pitch, whereas we had to train on a grit-littered playground. Timberley had its own long jump facilities too. We had a playground and mats to leap onto. This was the type of game in which I could assess the younger lads and fourteen of them had piled into just two cars for the after-school friendly match some three miles away.

The game ended in a 2-2 draw, but Jason had nagged at me for much of the duration of the game, constantly wanting to know if or when he would get a chance to substitute for one of the players. He was obviously bursting with eagerness, pace and energy, so when there were just a few minutes left I made the key replacement. He had never played on a full-sized pitch before and it was not long before he took possession of the ball. The scenario was of comic book proportions, as he raced goalwards with the ball. His speed exceeded his control but he broke clear of the defence, ignorant of the touchline advice ringing from the Firs contingent. It was maybe only when he was approaching the penalty-box that he looked up and saw Lee Walsh, who was our goalie, that confusion set in. He was going the wrong way… Fortunately Jason was bright enough to realise his mistake and he stuttered to a stop. Although puzzled, he had the presence of mind to turn and set off in the right direction, racing down the field until he was swamped by opponents and the chance was lost.


Jason, back left, enjoys 5-a-side success...

Jason Whyte (White), back row, 2nd left...
Great lad...


Jason, like his brother, was a district player at eleven, became a prolific goalscorer for me but then I didn't see him again until one day in Birmingham’s city centre. He was about sixteen years old and proud to tell me that Derby had taken him on as an apprentice. He didn’t make it there but managed a league career, including missing a sudden death penalty at Wembley for Scunthorpe, handing promotion to Blackpool in 1991, before eventually leaving these shores to study for a university degree and play football for Sengkang in Singapore. His name was Jason Whyte, wrongly spelt ‘White’ by the Football League. I saw him play for Rotherham and Cheltenham. He even featured on A Question of Sport's 'What Happened Next?' when out on loan from Derby, I think at Shepshed. 

The goalie? Lee Walsh, an avid Wolves fan as a kid, died after almost recovering from leukaemia when he was in his mid-teens. He was such a bright and pleasant lad, whose sad funeral I attended.

A family friend once asked me to help out with her son's Cubs team in the late eighties. There were only around twelve boys interested as we assembled for our first training session in Sutton Park. Those boys were not footballers who happened to be Cubs, but Cubs who felt like a kickabout now and again. Assessing the boys, there was no obvious goalie, just a couple of them seemed to show any natural ability to kick a ball correctly and it was plain that the team would be one of enthusiastic chasers.

John struck a ball well, though. He seemed quiet, even sullen at times and his keen mother brought him to each game over the ensuing two years. His parents ran a decent hotel in the Sutton Coldfield area and as the games were played, it was obvious that his abilities were blossoming. Goals from eighteen to twenty yards were not rare, he spotted players to pass to, his corners were well delivered and he was the feature player in my team. Unless his dad watched... Strangely, he was hesitant, even reticent when his father turned up, his dad bellowed negatively at John and I believe that eventually, his mother politely asked her husband to stay away.

During two years he barely spoke more than a few words to me. The lads unexpectedly won the area five-a-side competition and John was excellent throughout. Other players had improved beyond recognition and so I took them down to Aldershot to play against their under-11 team, as a farewell gesture. The Shots were unbeaten and hadn’t conceded a goal all season but we gave them a real fight, before tiring to a 5-1 defeat. The lads were fed and then watched the first team play against Cambridge, for whom ex-Shots striker Steve Claridge was starring.

I have not spoken to John Eustace since but he would find fame as a Coventry City player, of course, represent England at Under 21 level and skipper Watford, before joining Derby County..


I hope that something I said to Jason and John helped as they moved into the professional game. Probably not, though…


Monday, 26 May 2014

A TRIBUTE TO BEN PRINGLE by The Mowdog...


I was so pleased to see Rotherham achieve success at Wembley and I was especially chuffed for Ben Pringle...

I saw him play for Ilkeston in 2009 and even wrote a poem about his performances, which I have reproduced below.

I have also uploaded only extracts from my match reports from that year: Ilkeston v Eastwood, Kendal and Nantwich, illustrating how influential Ben Pringle was at that time.

I have posted odd images of his successful penalty at Wembley too...

I hope he enjoys the posts.

Congratulations, mate...



Pringle knows he's going to play at St Andrews next season.
Unlucky, Ben...

The relief, the Rotherham victory and an emotional Ben Pringle...


The Evening A Pringle Smiled



The vehicle rattled, exhaustively,

Causing me to look up from the falling shreds

Of chicken salad’s lettuce

Littering a Costa serviette

And I tarried,

Smiling as I recognised the hair.


The midfielder battled, indefatigably,

Forcing me to look up from the scribbled notes

Of increasing goalmouth incidents

Lettering in thinned notebook

And I queried,

Marvelling at the left foot, chillingly rare.


The smile glittered, imperceptibly,

Pressing me to look down at the significant relief

Of victory and successful progress

Loitering near the touchline

And I envied,

Wondering at his pleasure, too desperate to bear…


PeteRay

April 2009

Ben Pringle scores against Nantwich in a play-off final, 2009...


 Ben Pringle, fair-haired Ilkeston player, arrived in a jalopy, worked so hard for the cause and after watching him on previous occasions, I didn’t think he ever smiled! He does though. And Ilson reached the play-off final, in a bid to reach the Conference North, April 2009, v Nantwich.





Friday Good For Attracting Local Constabulary

The car-park attendant was in a total whirl at 6 15pm, even attempted to hand me a letter addressed to him, rather than take my cash. I brought him down to earth and paid my customary pound, which may have sustained somebody’s beer money for an hour or so, for who knows what happens to it? Does anyone really tally the number of unofficial vehicles to the cash collected? Guess not. He was certainly in for one horrendous evening, as the parking-lot overflowed onto a soccer pitch behind the goal at the clock-end of the Ilkeston stadium and then became jammed by police vehicles, due to the need for reinforcements being drafted in on a Good Friday evening to settle ‘differences’ between Ilson and Eastwood ‘followers’.
I sought the fellow who filched another pound from innocent spectators who wanted to sit down and I was handed a slip of paper marked ‘Car Park’. Hmm. Odd that one pays in the car-park to leave one’s vehicle, upon receipt of no ticket at all then pay another pound to sit in a stand, for which one receives a car-parking ticket. I think I understand. I sure like the style. Yet the very people who stood and caused the trouble at the ground, presumably necessitating a considerable payment to the police authorities to quell the rioting, paid the flat-rate. My extra pound helped to fund the plodding stewarding, no doubt. Ah, I felt the word ‘MUG’ lit up across my forehead.
There were Derby and Forest fans near me in the stand and with the eclectic local accent taking over my evening, I felt about as comfortable as a sheep in a Safari Park. However, I did chat to an elderly chap who once played for Ilson, once existing on his ordinary job’s wage of not much more than two pounds per week. Interesting. Supporters watched agog as latecomers abandoned cars wherever there was space near the ground and I was reminded of a car-boot sale, where vehicles are angled like the untidy mosaic tesserae of an inept apprentice in ancient Rome. The police simply looked on and probably admired the patterns from their sightseeing helicopter, which roared above, to increase the volume to old Wembley proportions.
The game was tense. Very tense. Eastwood were shaken by Ilson’s defensive resilience, the lurking danger of speedy winger Duncum and the craft of flaxen-haired Pringle. The Badgers deserved nought and were justly rewarded. Exiting the car-park was surprisingly slick, for little had moved already, although the manoeuvres I was forced to make to extricate my car were reminiscent of Bob Monkhouse’s ‘Golden Shot’: ‘Right a bit, left a bit…’ I threaded a path between the fearful and threatening glances of leaving supporters, the Eastwood fans’ bellowing voices fading into the Easter evening as I headed hastily towards the M1 motorway. 


Miss this and the Millers will certainly lose the play-off final...


Tense Battle Edged By Robins As Badgers Toil Under Helicopter Lights



Ilkeston 1 Eastwood 0



Att: 2288



This was a tough encounter and Ilkeston recovered from a sluggish start to bring Pringle and Duncum into the game, net the winner and look the more adventurous outfit, despite Eastwood’s later aerial bombardment. Police were called in to sort out troublemakers in the impressive crowd of 2288 and the unusual sight of a helicopter hovering overhead only added to the dogged drama of the evening. The visitors failed to utilise the abilities of Meikle and Todd enough on the flanks and resorted to the long-ball tactic to substitute Smith, after the break, who did cause some discomfort to the Robins’ defence, although it has to be documented that Weaver and Murphy stood remarkably firm, with their full-backs Harrison and Hurst, sweeping with real effect. Douglas ran tirelessly in attack for Ilkeston, Pringle was often effective in possession but Church was simply everywhere, snaffling possession on numerous occasions.


The all-important winning goal was scored in the 28th minute and it stemmed from a fine effort at goal by the speedy Duncum, who found himself a little room, centrally, just outside the Eastwood penalty-box. The winger was astute enough to curl a low shot past Deakin’s dive but the ball struck the right upright and play moved towards the left where Pringle latched onto the loose ball and fired it low across the goalmouth, for the lurking Newsham to turn into the net from close range and wrong-foot Deakin. Duncum’s pace was a problem for Asher and Pringle’s very lively presence was causing Dunning and Foster to defend desperately on occasions. Harrison’s right-wing centre led to Pringle freeing Duncum on the left and this time the winger’s cross-shot was clawed away spectacularly by the leaping Deakin.


A smart pass by Pringle, who was benefiting from Church’s unselfish graft in midfield, found Duncum on the left but as the winger turned inside, probably looking for a shot, his effort was blocked. Hume headed past the right upright from Chapman’s right-wing corner then Morgan-Smith replaced Newsham for Ilkeston and Sleath replaced Istead. A decent piece of offensive play on the ground by Smith, who broke tackles, set up the below-par Knox but Adamson held the near post, 15 yard drive comfortably.


Pringle's left boot does what it does well: strikes a dead-ball...


Pringle Powers Robins Past Rugged, Resilient Kendal

Ilkeston 4 Kendal 3 aet

Att: 653

This hard fought play-off semi-final at the New Manor Ground was often a war of attrition as both sets of midfield players scythed into the action, although rarely was the game dirty. The late sending off of Kendal full-back Byrne may have been harsh, for Morgan-Smith fell rather dramatically as he raced away on the break but overall, Ilson played the better football but were shaken by the effort and abundant commitment of their visitors, who slung several high balls into the home goalmouth in the later stages. No-one could have blamed them, for Murphy and Weaver appeared shaken by Adamson’s rather unconvincing display in goals. Duncum’s pace, Cahill’s guile and motion-man Pringle were immense for the Robins and although Church’s distribution was sometimes inaccurate, his trench warfare was really effective as the match reached its climax. It was fitting that Murphy atoned for an earlier error to send his team into the final but visiting ‘keeper Newnes kept the score down with a really decent performance.
Pringle worked the opening on the left for Duncum to make a penetrating run into the penalty-box but instead of shooting, he played a short, square pass to Sleath, who controlled the ball, maybe 9 yards out and clipped a smart right-footer beyond the helpless Newnes and into the right corner of the Kendal net. It should have been 2-1 to Ilson moments later, when Pringle’s lob sent Cahill clear but Newnes reacted well to turn the striker’s 16 yard rising drive over the crossbar; maybe Cahill could have made more ground but the shot was spectacular!
Half-time, losing 2-1, knowing they should have been ahead, seemed to deflate the Robins but it was they who had provided the better passing and pace, whereas the visitors had displayed resolution, effort, strength and resilience. Kilford and Warbuton were solid in midfield and Hallam and Standley really powerful in defence, in front of their capable goalkeeper. For the hosts, Weaver and Murphy continued to appear uncomfortable but the full-backs were fairly strong; Pringle was wholehearted, if a little wayward with a few passes, Duncum’s pace was again a threat, with Cahill a pain for defenders and Sleath always offered an outlet.
Kendal began the second-half by nearly adding to the score, for Hallam rose to head Byrne’s right-wing corner past the right upright but then Cahill maybe ought to have done better than head Pringle’s deflected left-wing free-kick some way over the bar. Wisdom had a brush with the official and was cautioned for a foul then Newnes did well to cling onto Pringle’s right-wing free-kick.  In the 59th minute, Ilson regained parity. Duncum slipped inside from the right flank, where he had started the second period but went down under a challenge from Hallam, allowing Cahill to step forward and clip a neat, rising penalty inside the right post. On 61 minutes, Kendal were behind! Sleath fed Duncum on the right, Cahill challenged for the centre, which fell neatly for the unmarked Newsham, who clipped his shot past defenders guarding their goal from 12 yards.
Extra-time saw tired legs and Church breaking Kendal’s moves down often; Cahill and Pringle worked an opening for Duncum but his drive was deflected then Harrison fed Pringle to supply Cahill but the striker’s shot was badly wide of the left upright. A fine run on the right flank by Istead took him to the bye-line but Cahill, just beyond the far post, was unable to keep a difficult header down and the number nine was subsequently replaced by Douglas. Neynes held a low near post cross by Harrison and the steady Hurst made a Telling tackle on Wisdom, who had broken through a gap on the left. The 15 minutes ended and the game had become a slog, yet the Robins grasped the victory in the 108th minute, just after the influential Hobson had headed Byrne’s centre too high. Pringle took a left-wing corner, Weaver rose at the far corner of the six-yard box and his header down was merely touched in at the left post by a joyous Murphy, with recovering ‘keeper Neynes helpless.
Morgan-Smith broke clear, as Kendal were exposed from pushing forward and Byrne’s tackle from behind saw the replacement fly for several metres before sprawling on penalty-area grass; Byrne was dismissed, the hardy Standley was cautioned and Pringle wasted the free-kick. Istead fed Douglas, whose drive flew across the goalmouth then Douglas was fed by Pringle but this time the substitute drove a right-footer over the crossbar from 16 yards. The striker then missed a great opportunity to settle the affair. Another smart and incisive Istead run took him into the penalty-area, inside-left channel but unselfishly he slipped a pass right to the unmarked Douglas, just two yards from the right upright but the striker missed his kick before planting the second attempt into the side-netting as Neynes threw himself down. Pringle was the enabler, who took time in the corners, Kendal were unable to respond and the Robins were in the play-off final!
The game was a treat, involving heroism, muscle, goals, a
sending-off, some slick football and a barrel of passion. Credit to all the players for making the evening, if not scintillating, certainly absorbing. Duncum was maybe less effective on the right and yet his work created the second and third goals, Pringle was dogged, the kid in class who wants to do everything, be everywhere and basically be ‘in your face’ and I actually saw him smile with three minutes left… His delivery was often tough to defend and I would have handed him the MVP award. The defence had tightened, despite the presence of the powerful Hallam and Adamson was protected well during the extra period.


Jones is well beaten by Pringle's penalty...


Weaver Dabs Nantwich Resistance And Sews Up Promotion

Ilkeston 2 Nantwich 1 aet

Att: 1794

This play-off final was devoid of attacking thrills and spills until extra-time when Morgan-Smith missed chances and left Ilson fans desperate for the final whistle, as Nantwich lumped high balls towards the fearing Adamson, forcing some desperate heading by the previously off-colour Weaver and the dependable Murphy. The skipper had netted the all important winner in the overtime period, to relieve Cahill, whose error had gifted Nantwich an embarrassing equaliser and rewarded Pringle, who emerged from an inaccurate performance to feature as the game’s MVP, rampaging along the left flank on several occasions, in the position one would have expected Duncum to impress and providing the curling centre for Weaver to convert in front of stolid, injured goalie Jones. Ilson had failed to test the immobile ‘keeper, after he was hurt making a mess of Sleath’s speculative drive, which allowed Pringle to snaffle the opening goal. Ilkeston were given a tough time by their visitors, driven on by O’Loughlin at the back and partnered by the criminally unhurried Tinson, who formed a formidable barrier in front of their limping custodian.
Although Pringle’s typical hooked passes were ineffective by the 10th minute, it was the energetic midfielder who opened the scoring at that point. Duncum’s spade work fed Church inside from the left and the destructive midfielder laid the ball square for Sleath, who made room for a left-foot shot from 18 yards. Jones, the large Nantwich goalie, fell right but made such hard work of the save that he spilled the ball, almost in slow-motion and there was the lurking, into everything Pringle to smuggle a close range rebound over the Nantwich goal-line.

 Pringle stormed into the match and after a powerful left-wing run, his fine centre was simply watched by Morgan-Smith and Duncum and the chance went begging then Jones, really struggling, dropped Duncum’s right-wing centre, under pressure from Newsham, who was harshly penalised for a foul on the solid, if ailing ‘keeper. After a set-piece by the visitors, Church was dismissed for a clash with O’Loughlin, who cannily lay prone as the Ilson midfielder was singled out by the referee. The hosts looked deflated, Nantwich delighted but it was Ilson who threatened next when another rush out on the left by Pringle led to an unlikely glancing header by Duncum, which was collected in the large left glove of Jones, reaching upwards, like he was collecting his clock-card from a rack at work.
The game ought to have been made safe just 6 minutes from the end as Morgan-Smith intercepted the ball and ran for goal; he was fouled in the penalty-area by Tinson, who was booked and the striker snatched the ball, prevented Pringle from taking the spot-kick and despite his earlier wasteful finishing, seemed selfishly determined to be the hero. Not surprisingly, given the situation, the barely able to walk Jones fell right to parry the poor penalty-kick aside. Nantwich made one final effort to retrieve the situation and Whittaker headed Smith’s long ball towards Lennon, who failed to connect and Adamson collected then Tickle’s last gasp centre from the left was headed straight to Adamson by Kinsey and the game ended with Pringle taking the ball into channels to waste time.
Pringle smiled again! A lot! Weaver, despite earlier frailties had won the game with his header but credit to Nantwich, for their serious effort, against an Ilson team which was a pale shadow of its league-form self. Cahill’s indiscretion gave the visitors hope, as did Morgan-Smith’s wild finishing but the right team was promoted and Pringle must take the plaudits, rising from poor form to wrestle the advantage for his Robins and the delight was there for all to see. Jones was fortunate that Ilkeston were formless and Adamson was fortunate that his one fine save was critical, masking some indecision- his one weakness, you know..!


The frowning Ben Pringle's penalty hits the Orient net...

Job done and the Millers are back in the shootout...


 



 

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

YOU TUBE link and TEAM-SHEET for the Whitnash Town 12 Folly Lane 1 match:

VIDEO CLIPS FROM  
WHITNASH TOWN 12-1 FOLLY LANE: 




WHITNASH TOWN 12 FOLLY LANE 1: match report by The MOWDOG...


Whitnash Exploit Visitors’ Folly



Whitnash Town 12 Folly Lane 1



I hope the names of players below are correct. I photographed the teamsheets and I trust that they remained true to the actuality, so my sincere apologies for any discrepancies…

The presence of acquaintances from Southam United, a pre-game rain-shower and 13 goals made this evening in Whitnash one to remember. Visiting ‘keeper James Wardle actually made a number of saves and his errors were few but his defenders were unable to prevent a rampant Town from battering home a dozen goals, half of which were scored by players called Cole. The referee was late arriving, which annoyed the Whitnash coach, before tottering onto the field, procrastinating, leaving the field again and not starting the match until 6.40pm. Folly Lane were missing a few regulars I believe but to be totally demolished in this fashion seemed unusual. The hosts passed the ball whenever possible, being urged by their coach to pass and move, which was so refreshing, after a season of hearing coaches bellowing at their players to clear the ball, or get it forward quickly, comments of course liberally scattered with the ‘f’ word, which of course f…..’ goes without saying…


Home goalie Neil Stacey collected a skidding Folly free-kick, a result of the shower of spring rain, before the hosts were awarded a free-kick at inside-right, which right-back Martin Hutchcox was going to take but instead deferred to the cultured left foot of left-back Craig Watkin, who would impress throughout the contest. The flight was excellent, Josh Cole rose above his marker Lee Graham and headed the ball down past Wardle and into the bottom right corner of the net. Simple. Soon, Wardle dawdled to fly-kick the ball away and slapped it instead against striker Luke Cole’s back, then the custodian turned, horrified as the ricochet flew goalwards but just over the crossbar.

Josh Cole (6) has opened the scoring...



Mike Ellis nodded a Hutchcox cross down and wide of the right post, before the quietly efficient, unhurried and effective midfielder Paul Wilkinson clipped an effort at goal from 23 yards, which Wardle flapped over his goal-frame for a left-wing corner, from which Whitnash added to their tally. Josh Cole left Graham again at the far post, rose like a snake from a basket and headed down into the left corner of the net from almost in front of Wardle, who whirled his arms like demented windmill sails. A fine drive by Luke Cole rose just past the left angle of bar and upright from 25 yards, before Town added a third goal.

2-0: Josh Cole again...



The score was chaotic in its creation but a low ball flew across from the right, Luke Cole was denied in front of goal and there was Ryan Harris to perform a tricky manoeuvre: a one-two off the left post to confuse the already bamboozled Folly defenders and he calmly passed the ball into the net. I nearly videoed that one. Good possession by Town led to the ball drifting left and then back inside to the ‘lurking midfielder’, which describes Josh Cole perfectly. In space, he strode forward and smacked a fine 28 yarder, which clipped the top of the crossbar, with Wardle gaping in awe.


The fourth and fifth goals were superbly struck by Watkin, both worth travelling some distance to see. First, he fastened onto Luke Cole’s right-boot-flick at inside-right and simply hammered the ball first-time, left-footed, into the bottom right corner of the net from around 25 yards. Watkin’s 30 yard free-kick nudged off a defender and bounced and Wardle had to bat it away like it was an attacking wasp, to concede another corner; Luke Cole headed well wide and the visitors then actually threatened, with Jack Teggin firing a hard, low drive, which Stacey saved really well with one hand, before he punched clear from the second phase of attack. And then Watkin took over again; Wilkinson’s neat pass to Ryan Billington saw a shot from inside-right strike the back of beleaguered tall Folly defender Teggin, Luke Cole won a header but visiting defender Brett Davies’ left-foot clearance rolled poorly to Harris, who laid the ball into the path of his left-back and Watkin again struck it first time, from around 30 yards and again the ball arrowed into the bottom right corner of the net. Testament to the surface: two first-time strikes and two unerring finishes.

Watkin, left of the trio has made it 4-0...

Watkin again, second left, has scored a second with his left: 5-0...



Dainty passing by the guests just inside the Town penalty-box led to only striker Lee (Chico?) Sheehy wanting to shoot; he did, but horribly wide of the left upright. Wilkinson then punished some dreadful Folly marking and broke at inside-right, veered wide past the advancing and helpless Wardle but chose to set up Luke Cole, whose shot was well saved by the ‘keeper’s butt, it seemed, but Billington rolled a second pass across the goalmouth for Luke Cole to back-heel a cheeky 6th goal for his team. The 7th goal, before the break, stemmed from a fine centre by Billington from the right flank and Lee Scott leapt, outjumped the desperate Davies and lobbed his header over Wardle, who had made a dash from goal, only too late, like the referee had been earlier, and the ball bounced tamely into the net.

Ellis (7) tells Luke Cole he should have scored with his first shot, instead of show-boating with a back-heel...
6-0...

Scott, centre has headed Whitnash into a 7-0 lead...



7-0 and what kind of interval team-talk could the Folly Lane coach give? There were simply smiles on the Whitnash side of the field and Josh Cole was withdrawn, allowing Henry Leaver to feature and he was to enjoy his role during the second period. An early Watkin corner was headed high and wide by Luke Cole, who then benefited from a Watkin pass but saw his low 22 yarder saved by the sprawling Wardle. And then it became 8-0. Poor, slack defending, just what the Folly coach had surely demanded should not happen again, did happen again and the ball was swung across from the left by Harris, Luke Cole was marked by Graham but neither could get a meaningful touch and there was Billington at the far stick to fire first-time, left-footed into the net from 10 yards out.

Billington, centre, smiles: 8-0...



Folly’s Davies and Liam Rock had been replaced by Stuart Fraser and Andy Sharman, whilst Billington and Harris were substituted by John Blunsom and James Urquhart for Town. Blunsom headed a Watkin corner at the far post but a deflection took it wide and from that flag-kick, visiting skipper Wardle was well positioned to collect home skipper Andy McKinley’s header. Rhys Deehan swiped a right boot at a Watkin free-kick and looped the ball dangerously and only just over his own crossbar, then, amazingly, Folly Lane broke on the left-side and from nothing a Fraser free-kick flew into the middle, where Deehan headed across goal and the eager, never-say-die Sheehy ran in to lean and head the ball between Stacey’s legs. Nutmegged on his goal-line, but where was the marking? He made his feelings plain…

Shall we try Plan X?

It worked! Sheehy has scored!
8-1...



It mattered not, for Folly flopped in defence again and Luke Cole picked up the loose ball, cut inside from inside-left and rattled a low 16 yarder off the goalie’s right boot and into the left corner of the net. Luke Cole was then dragged back by Teggin, who was having an evening to forget but neither the unpopular referee, nor the linesman, who should have seen the foul, gave a penalty, yet soon it was 10-1 anyway, when Blunsom passed across the penalty-box from the left and Wilkinson side-footed the ball off a defender, wrong-footing Wardle, who fell in a heap on his goal-line, as the ball squirmed from his grasp.

Luke Cole again: 9-1...

Wilkinson: 10-1...



Wardle made a save with his swinging foot, then was forced to apologise for comments made to a linesman, with most spectators, dogs and friends of players thinking he’d been dismissed. Hutchcox won a corner, Leaver took it on the left and Luke Cole’s header bounced over the goal-line before Wardle or right-back Louis Beldon could keep it out. A hat-trick for the striker then. Hutchcox set up Ellis for a shot, which Wardle fell left to save, a fine right-wing run and cross by Urquhart saw Blunsom’s header flash across the goalmouth and deflect off a defender for a right-wing corner, then a deep free-kick from the left by the threatening Watkin was headed by the unmarked Luke Cole but wide of the target from a good position. Luke Cole then headed a Watkin delivery downwards but the ball bounced up and over the crossbar, before Blunsom’s header across goal was volleyed clear by the harassed Wardle but straight to Watkin, whose volley from 25 yards sliced well off target.

Luke Cole calls for his fiddlers three...
11-1...



Leaver’s left-wing corner was actually and kindly headed clear for the opponents by Luke Cole, and Ellis sliced his attempt at goal, but then Luke Cole’s left-wing corner was headed powerfully wide at the near post by the leaping Urquhart, who had got in front of Watkin, who was no doubt seeking his hat-trick goal. A quick free-kick on the right led to an angled drive into the side-netting by Watkin then Sheehy, on a rare Folly break, poked a shot wide of the right upright. A wild punt by Daniel Pidgeon for Folly disturbed the pigeons in a tree beyond the goal-frame then Scott set off on a fine run, exchanged passes with the patient Luke Cole but sadly dragged his 18 yard shot past the far, right upright. A Blunsom drive deflected off Beldon for a corner and Leaver’s corner was cleared to Watkin, whose bruising left-foot drive was blocked by a poor soul in defence, only for Urquhart to leap into the air like a fighting cock and fire an overhead shot just too high.

What is the Folly defender thinking?
Answers on a postcard to the referee, who will be very late getting back to you...



Finally as the game, fortunately for Folly, came to an end, Luke Cole was fouled from behind again, this time by the flailing Deehan’s long legs but with the definite penalty denied, the ball rolled right to Urquhart, who passed the ball back across goal from the right for Cole to turn home from a few yards. 12-1, the final whistle blew, some disgruntlement was apparent and some words were exchanged between a Whitnash fan and Teggin, but we all left the scene in pleasant weather and I went home for tea, wondering how long it would take to upload so many goal-clips. It’s what I do…

Luke Cole tries to find a fourth finger to hold up...
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Teams:


Whitnash:  Neil Stacey, Martin Hutchcox, Craig Watkin; Lee Scott, Andy McKinley (Capt), Josh Cole; Mike Ellis, Paul Wilkinson, Luke Cole, Ryan Billington, Ryan Harris.


Subs: John Blunsom, Henry Leaver, James Urquhart.


Folly Lane:  James Wardle (Capt), Louis Beldon, Sean Gaffney; Jack Teggin, Brett Davies, Lee Graham; Jayden Rickhuss, Rhys Deehan, Lee Sheehy, Daniel Pidgeon, Liam Rock.


Subs: Stuart Fraser, Andy Sharman, David Mann.

Folly Lane skipper Wardle will have many, many better days...