Wednesday 28 February 2024

FC STRATFORD 2-0 SHIPSTON EXCELSIOR: THE INDEPENDENT REPORT + SCREENSHOTS OF THE GOALS...

 Bards Progress To Semi-final, As Spectators Check Their iPhones…


FC Stratford 2-0 Shipston Excelsior

(QF of Marsh (UHL) Supplementary Challenge Cup…)



The Mowdog’s thoughts…


Reflecting, it seems that Tim Odhiambo Deya Oyanda’s early goal in this tie had an adverse effect upon the remainder of the game. It was a largely tedious affair, for in truth Shipston weren’t able to offer much in the way of threat to a comfortable FC outfit. When Oyanda shot in a second period penalty, after he had been tripped by Jake Brown, the result was confirmed and the remainder of the match was endured, rather than watched. Subsequently a stream of substitutions but very little in the way of entertainment led to spectators digging even deeper into their iPhones to check on how Manchester City were dong at Luton in the FA Cup and whether Newcastle could be upset by John Eustace’s Blackburn in the same competition. 


And it rained.


Certainly, Oyanda was lively for the hosts and when Robbie Sone was offered service, he proved an offensive threat for the Bards but despite a huge advantage in possession, FC produced little real danger.


The lack of offense on display…  


Following Oyanda’s first goal, in the opening 45 the Bards managed a header off target by skipper Kian Hamer, untouched deliveries across the goalmouth by Oyanda and Ben Cook and a near post centre from the right byeline by Sam Rodber, which Shipston defender Joe Godson deflected onto the upright. 


After the recess which was signalled after a heavy rain shower, Oyanda netted his spot-kick and replacement Alex Rea (nearly the name of one of my favourite players, Alex Rae, ex-Millwall, Sunderland & Wolves, etc) had two shots at goal from downtown. The first flew low and visiting goalie Marcus Ireland slithered to shove the ball away towards his right post where home substitute Harry Cook was unable to benefit. Ireland needed attention after the save. Rea later shot too high…


The guests managed little in the way of attacking, despite a few pacy individuals working a few breaks late in the second period. Wayward shots by Ollie Thorn and Jordan Rooke before the break and a late second-half moment of threat caused by a Bards’ defensive lapse forced home goalie Ethan Pheasey to advance and claim the ball before Shipston replacement Jake Bradley could capitalise from an angle on the right.


Moving on to the contribution of Oyanda…  


A fox in my garden showed neat dribbling skills with his snout, controlling an egg rather neatly the other evening but Oyanda’s dribble which resulted in goal one was better… He twisted and turned Brown inside-out on the right side of the penalty-box and with Ireland unsighted, he poked a low left-footer between the legs of Godson and inside the right stick from 8 yards. 


OYANDA'S EFFORT GOES IN...

...FOR 1-0 TO FC...


The winger drove another shot high and just wide too but when he was upended by Brown after the recess, he shot his ensuing penalty low into the left corner of the net, as Ireland lunged the opposite way. 


OYANDA PREPARES...

...& SCORES HIS PENALTY...



The final words…


Lots of FC control of the ball but too few moments of creativity resulted from their dominance and Shipston’s defensive industry, coupled with the Bards’ lack of penetration, made the encounter quite depressing to watch. 


However, it was a win for FC and thus a semi-final berth in the Supplementary Cup competition, although Excelsior might perhaps have posed more of a threat with a little more accuracy and snatched a goal or two. 


Ollie Taylor, Ben Cook, Hamer and Sacha Everard grabbed a lot of possession for the hosts, whilst Harry Budd and Nick Cox foraged tirelessly in midfield. Sone looked relaxed in possession for the hosts and he seemed less inhibited when he played a more central role, spraying a few accurate passes about, one of which set in motion Oyanda’s rush into the 18 yard box to win his penalty.


There was a lively cameo appearance on the right-flank during the second 45 by Bards' Resharn Donegan, although his final pass or delivery was a little awry at times.


For Shipston, skipper Robbie Shurmer was effective in defense, Oli Thorn worked hard in midfield, whilst Rooke and George Redshaw grafted further forward, despite receiving little service…


At the end, spectators finally pocketed their iPhones, headed for the exit and disappeared into a cold February night… 


FC STRATFORD 2-0 SHIPSTON EXCELSIOR: 16 IMAGES & CAPTIONS... (CHECK OUT MY FACEBOOK PAGE, Peter Ray, WHERE ALL THE IMAGES & GOAL CLIPS ARE IN A SHORT MOVIE...)

 

IRELAND FEELS THE PAIN...

...& GETS TREATMENT...

IT'S LIKE THIS AT MARYLEBONE STATION WHEN FOLKS AWAIT WHICH PLATFORM TO RACE TO WHEN THE BIRMINGHAM TRAIN IS READY FOR BOARDING...

LINING UP...

WHEN IRELAND'S EYES ARE SMILING...

ANOTHER LINING-UP...

SERIOUS STUFF, THIS FOOTY...

FC GO 1-0 AHEAD, COURTESY OF TIM OYANDA...

AWAITING THE TARDY LINESPERSONS...

SONE & COOK REHEARSE FOR THE CLUB PANTOMIME'S DANCE ROUTINE...

2-0, SAME SCORER: TIM OYANDA...

AH, THE ASSISTANTS DID FINALLY TURN UP FOR FOR THE TOSSING...

PHEASEY APPEARS TO HAVE JUST COMPLETED A 360 DEGREE TURN...

READY TO COPE AS A THREE...

ROGERS (4) & TAYLOR...

THEY'RE GETTING GOOD AT THIS LINING-UP BUSINESS...

FC STRATFORD 2-0 SHIPSTON EXCELSIOR: THE LINK TO 11 MINUTES OF VIDEO ACTION WITH FULL COMMENTARY...

 PLEASE CLICK ON THIS MESSAGE TO GO TO THE 11 MINUTES OF VIDEO ACTION...


THROUGH A NET AT THE GRANDSTAND...

READY TO, ER, SHAKE HANDS. 
STRANGE IDEA...

LOOKS COLD UP THE OTHER END...

WHERE THE PENALTY WAS SCORED...

THE PYDOG & THE BODGING TAKE UP THEIR MEDIA POSITIONS...

THE FAR SIDE...

THE GRANDSTAND...

DEAN POULSON CHATS BEFORE HUDDLING IN THE DUGOUT TO AVOID THE FIRST PERIOD RAIN...


Monday 26 February 2024

FOXY DRIBBLE... (New poem about the dribbling skills of a fox in the garden...)

 Foxy Dribble…



A leisurely night-time snack, its eager snout working

The corners of a metallic ground feeder, led

To the nudging of an egg over the green rim

And onto the wintering lawn, damp and dank.

Morsels eaten, its healthy torso tarried, lurking

With alert eyes, sated but not yet fully fed,  

For then it shifted towards the egg with elegance prim,

Regarding it respectfully and with hesitancy frank.


Unwilling to grip the egg with keen jaws whilst walking,

The fox nuzzled it forwards with gentle probing head,

Dribbling it until its resistance failed and upon a whim,

Took it into its mouth, trotted away and into the darkness sank…     


Pete Ray

26th February 2024…





It was so amusing to see the fox’s hesitancy over taking the egg away, as illustrated by the video clip shot by a night camera…



Neat dribbling skills too…




Sunday 25 February 2024

EVESHAM UNITED 1-2 MOUSEHOLE AFC: THE INDEPENDENT REPORT & SCREENSHOTS OF THE GOALS...

 Seagulls Fly Kite Over Unfortunate Robins…


Evesham United 1-2 Mousehole AFC



The Mowdog’s thoughts…


An ominous red kite soared over the stadium before the kick-off of this Southern League Division 1 Central contest, which somehow the Seagulls survived, despite an aerial assault by the frustrated Robins. Credit must go to visiting central defenders Josh Storey and Max Hill, who were under severe pressure from Robins’ strikers Levi Steele and Aidan Clark, plus tall home crew members Charlie Wise and Michael O’Regan throughout the match. To survive until added time when Wise bundled in what proved to be a consolation goal for the hosts, says much for the collective resolve of Mousehole’s performance, which featured a goalkeeper in fine form too, Ollie Chenoweth.


Several times the Seagulls scrambled the ball away from their goalmouth in thrilling incidents and Steele and Clark in particular must still be wondering how they didn’t find their names on the scoresheet.


Mousehole’s Hayden Turner did however, converting two of his four shooting opportunities, whilst Wise blocked a first period angled Turner effort and the AFC striker shot by the right upright late in the second period. 


It just wasn’t to be for the Robins who now lie 6th in the league table, just a point ahead of 9th placed Mousehole in a congested section of the standings and with the play-off positions very much up for grabs.  


Ollie Chenoweth’s contribution… 


A couple of smart catches and punches clear notwithstanding, the AFC gloveman excelled himself with several admirable saves. Apart from three takes from home skipper Amer Awadh, Clark, then defender Leighton Tuodolo before the break, Chenoweth made a smart save low to his left when Will Owens drove in a shot from inside-left. However, he was fortunate when the referee failed to spot a trip on Storey by Clark outside the AFC penalty-box, allowing Awadh to storm into the 18 yard area, only to be halted by Hill’s challenge, with Chenoweth advancing. As Steele prepared to pounce, somehow the grounded Hill hooked the ball off Steele’s boot and then lunged to block the fallen Awadh’s rebound effort. Incredible stuff…


Wise missed a good chance too, shoving a shot wide of the left post when he pulled free on the right side of the penalty-area to reach an Owens free-kick.


After half-time, Chenoweth did really well to get across to the right side of his goal to tip over a far post header by the unchallenged Clark, then another Clark header from close range was superbly stopped on the goal-line, I believe by the goalminder again, as Mousehole began to withstand some terrific aerial pressure.


After Steele’s low cross-shot was deflected for a left-flank corner and Owen’s clipped effort landed on the roof of the net, Chenoweth made a splendid save, tipping the ball over the goal-frame from replacement Ethan Moran’s powerful angled drive from the right. 


It remained only for both O’Regan and Wise to miss the target with headers and for Steele to just miss connecting with a low left-wing centre, before Wise slid to connect with a left-side centre by Owens at the near post to turn the ball into the right corner of the net. The sunlight in my hand-held camera’s viewfinder made it tough to see whether I had followed the ball at that precise moment and I must apologise to Charlie for the poor view of his goal…


OWENS ASSISTS...

...THE BALL FLIES TO THE NEAR POST...

WHERE WISE TURNS IT INTO THE NET...

& IT'S 1-2...


Tallan Mitchell, Turner & Josh Bissett…


Turner’s two goals were assisted by Mitchell and then Bissett, although to be fair, the assistants were also assisted, both by Paulo Ranalli Sousa’s passes. 


Early in the encounter, Mitchell’s precocious control, 22 yards out led to a clever clipped pass over the home defenders for the run made by Turner at inside-right and the forward lifted a delicate shot over the lunging and advancing ‘keeper, Archie Burford. The ball bounced unattended into the Evesham net… 


MITCHELL IN POSSESSION...

...THEN CLIPS A CLEVER PASS FOR TURNER...

...WHO LIFTS THE BALL OVER BURFORD...

...FOR 0-1...


After half-time, maybe around the 70th minute mark, Sousa’s deft pass inside United substitute Jordy Ngathe, then playing at right-back, freed the alert Bissett and the replacement’s first-time low centre was simply side-footed first-time into the net by Turner. A smart and clinical finish at a critical point in the match for the visitors, who were having to defend with selfless industry, putting bodies in the way and dealing with the height advantage which Evesham possessed.


SOUSA'S PASS...

...TO BISSETT, WHOSE LOW CENTRE...

...IS CONVERTED BY TURNER...

...& IT'S 0-2...


Mitchell? What a pain he was in the backsides of the Evesham players, constantly niggling at them, harassing them and regularly ‘addressing’ the officials, one of whom rather unwisely exchanged banter with some ‘inquisitive’ Mousehole supporters on the touchline to my right… 


MITCHELL HAS WORDS...

Mitchell did well for his team however and his assist for Turner’s opening goal was delightful…  


Bissett’s other real contribution, bar helping the prevention cause, was when surely he was attempting to switch play from the right-flank to a team-mate way across on the left but the trajectory of his lofted pass suddenly appeared to heading goalwards. Burford was off his goal-line and he began a desperate scurry back towards his right post and leapt in hope as the ball dropped just wide… Audacious? Hmm, a pass, surely? 


BURFORD WOULD BE RELIEVED THAT BISSETT'S 'DELIVERY' PASSED JUST WIDE...

The final words…


All in all the contest was enthralling for independent observers, who wondered whether Evesham’s offense could find a way to conquer Mousehole’s stubborn, relentless unwillingness to surrender their advantage. Certainly Turner, Mitchell, Storey, Hill and Chenoweth led their colleagues with some aplomb, whilst Sousa and the supporting cast rallied round that nucleus.


United were truly unfortunate at times and really ought to have taken something from the game and the hands to the head incredulity pose was seen on quite a number of occasions as Mousehole resisted their forceful and physical attacking. 


Subsequent matches will sort out the scramble for play-off berths but Evesham will recover from this loss, just as Mousehole might gain more confidence from the body-sapping effort displayed…