Saturday, 7 February 2026

FANCY DRESS SUCCESS... (My poem about winning a competition wearing the barest of costumes...)

 Fancy Dress Success…



No evidence,

Just the essence

Of a seed of a memory

From my infancy.

Extraordinary.

Legendary.


Directed into a viewing ring,

Fancy dress parade on sand.

Wearing only a napkin, I tottered,

Clutching Fairy soap in a tiny hand.

Cute, apparently, stumbling about,

Stood out, I guess, from the crowd.

Parents, aunts and uncles roared approval,

Simplicity, victory and relatives proud…


No choice,

Just the voice

Of a parent in the vicinity,

In the proximity.

Vexed,

Perplexed…


Pete Ray…


Did I really win something?


How could I lose, dressed in a nappy, carrying a bar of soap? 


And there I am, in the image above, staring down at the soap.


My cousins, as pirates were otherwise well dressed...



It’s why fancy dress competitions are pointless…

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