THE 23 IMAGE OUT-TAKES FROM THE MALVERN TOWN 3-1 FALMOUTH TOWN GAME... (MY PHOTOS WITH UNUSUAL CAPTIONS...)

 

THANKS TO OSCAR MASSEY (EX-MOUSEHOLE) FOR NOT SCORING IN THE FIRST-HALF WHEN HE STRUCK AN UPRIGHT, CUZ MY CAMERA HAD MALFUNCTIONED INTO A BLUR...

"NOW THE SKIPPER'S GONE, LET'S START A RUMOUR ABOUT HIM...)

HOW TO WRECK A GROUP HUG...

YURI QUINTAS SPOTS A FRIEND IN THE CROWD...

SKIPPER JOE TUMMELTY WONDERS WHAT THE PLAYERS HAD BEEN SAYING ABOUT HIM...

"IF YOU WANT A BACKY, EXPECT TO HAVE YOUR ARSE SQUEEZED..."

LOOKS LIKE THE REF IS AMUSED, AS HARRISON JEWELL RECOVERS FROM A KNOCK BUT OFFERS HIM A COUPLE OF PARACETAMOL ANYWAY... 

THE REF APPEARS TO BE OBSERVING A MINUTE'S SILENCE FOR THE SITUATION IN IRAN...

THE REF NOW APPEARS TO BE SLAPPING FREDDIE START-WALTER AROUND THE HEAD...

GOAL FOR MASSEY & MY HAND-HELD CAMERA PLEASINGLY FAILED TO MALFUNCTION FOR THAT SHOT...

JOHNSON HAS SCORED FOR 3-1 BUT I WAS THE PROPER CHARLIE, FOR MY CLIP OF HIS FAR POST HEADER WHICH LOOPED INTO THE FALMOUTH NET WAS CRAP...

SOMEONE'S ATTEMPT AT A HEADSTAND FAILS MISERABLY...

HARRY CLARK HAS REGAINED THE LEAD FOR THE HILLSIDERS, WHO PROMENADE UP THE PITCH LIKE THEY HAVE JUST LEFT A DISCO...

DION MOLYNEUX IS CAUIONED FOR RIDING ON THE BACK OF AN OPPONENT, DESPITE HAVING HIS BUTT SQUEEZED...

TAKE-OFF TIME...

BOYS NEVER DID UNDERSTAND COUNTRY DANCING...

A TOUCHING MOMENT, AS START-WALTER REMOVES A BEE FROM A COLLEAGUE'S FOREARM...

REF: "OK, LET'S PLAY PAPER, SCISSORS, STONE AND IF YOU WIN, I WON'T BOOK YOU..."

THE ART OF LEANING LEGS...

SOMEONE HAS LEFT HIS KAYAK IN THE LOCKER ROOM...

TUMELTY: "LOOK MATE, I'M SKIPPER HERE. ARE YOU THAT IMPORTANT? NO? WELL, NAFF OFF..."

A FALMOUTH PLAYER PLAYS AIR-KEYBOARD WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING.
MASSEY (BACKGROUND) IS WELL IMPRESSED...

TO PREVENT BRAWLS AT THE TOSS, CAPTAINS HAVE THEIR HANDS TIED BEHIND THEIR BACKS THESE DAY...