COVENTRY UNITED: Champions... Link to 3 video clips from their Presentation Evening...

COVENTRY UNITED'S Presentation Evening @ The Hilton Hotel Coventry...

Many thanks to the club for the opportunity to attend. I'm glad the goal-videos were OK for the guests to watch during the evening and well done to the Timms family for stringing them together in a loop.

Congratulations to all at the club for a tremendous season.

The MOWDOG shirt given to me will always be treasured. 

I'd like to confirm that I am NOT in fact related to retiring 'keeper, Joe Connor.

Three video clips are now on YouTube: the remarkable dancing feet of Jayden Rickhuss, 5 seconds of the 'Champione' chant and the dedication and presentation to Joe Connor...

CLICK THIS MESSAGE TO GO TO THE VIDEO CLIPS...

COVENTRY UNITED'S PRESENTATION EVENING IMAGES by THE MOWDOG...

Kobe appears to have had his tie airbrushed... 

Wot? No tracksuit-top?
Edwin the Suave...

A young lady and two minders: Rob Prinzel and Chris Cox...

The array of goodies...

OMG... The Bodging has allowed success to get to his head...

I did that...

Superbly set-out room at the Coventry Hilton...

League-winners' medals...

Mr Timms and Mr Greaves...

The Chairman's wife suddenly realises that the only thing she hasn't organised is...
...her husband...
Where IS he?

Jason hands Edwin a list of 356 new prospective players' CVs...
Doesn't he look pleased? 

The Desperates of Daventry...

Jamie Coleman looks deep in thought...
2 recent games for Whitnash and no win...

Rob Whailing (centre-right) looks smart...

Edwin has a forking good time...

Edwin was so desperate to win another trophy, he even beat off several children to snatch victory in the 'Knife-Fork' Challenge.
Stupid game, fine winner...

Forking Champione...

Can you spot Pierre Moudime's new lounge-suit shoes?

I see that Leon 'Ned' Kelly (2nd right) has asked Chris Kamara to stand in for him...

Ned Kelly, right, grimaces because Jamie Coleman is wearing the kind of helmet his Australian gang of criminals would DIE for...

Josh 'I have no control over my feet at all' O'Grady and one-time penalty-taker Martin Hutchcox pose for the Mowdog's camera...

Kobe, Hello Brian, Gift and the remarkably serious Pierre Moudime pose like they wanna be the Four Tops...

Gilbert, right, displays perfectly normal shoes...
Can you see those, Pierre?

OMG... Pierre is nearly smiling but Dan Lucas looks rather spooked by the spider of a hand upon his shoulder...

Brian Ndlovuing the evening...

Gift Mussa, Primary School Player of the Season, 2015...

Remember Boyz II Men?
Well, here are Boy and Two Men...

Guess who are snaffling all the sweets?

The compere asks who the chap in the white shirt might be...

"I left my heart in San Fransisco..."

The Stiffs 1...

The Stiffs 2...

The Stiffs 3, but where the hell is Jayden Rickhuss and his ever-so-tight trousers?

There he is! Far right...

Coventry United's top goalscorer, left: Dan Stokes...

Dan 'Tap-In' Stokes smiles for the cameras...

Fans' Player of the Year (no surprise here...): Chris Cox...

Players' Player of the Year, awarded by elderly goalkeeper Joe Connor:
GIFT MUSSA...

A FEW WORDS FROM JOE TO GIFT, WHILST THE COMPERE ATTEMPTS TO WORK OUT WHETHER THE RECIPIENT IS 'GIFT MUSSA', 'MUSSA GIFT', OR ANOTHER REARRANGEMENT OF POSSIBLE NAMES...

Gift will take the trophies into school on Monday and show his Year 5 classmates. They will be SO jealous...

OMG: Rickhuss is bloody dancing again...

Wendel Moyo, 3rd left, displays more great footwear, although his hair appears shocked at the whiteness of the shoes...

Kobe Kool didn't even realise that I had asked the DJ to play 'Celebration' by Kool and the Gang for him... I had to go and explain... What is he like???Mind you, the DJ's mouth was rather eating the microphone when he announced it...

'Champione!'
Kobe is attached to strings and is made to dance in that rather spectacular fashion by the compere's long arms...

EDWIN! We can see you sneaking out...

Ben Vallance, the Manager's Player of the Year...

Ben is so mean on the pitch that you can see the whites of his eyes...

Is Edwin scared that he might have to place his hand up a badger's arse again, or something?

Departing 'keeper Joe Connor, leaves, stage -right...

Chris and Dan hand out mementos to the mascots...

Er, my very own gift... Love it.
Will wear it at Mawgan Porth before surfin'...
Impressed, Kobe? Cool, huh?

Josh O'Grady will never take the piss out of Rickhuss again...
Mario's hand appears to have lost his own puppet...

The dribbling O'Grady displays a solid bicep but a poor effort at a beard...

Gods, Mario, was it love at first sight?
The Bodging looks shit-scared...
Possibly Mario's straggly tail?