Saturday 27 June 2020

COVID-19: THE LATEST FROM SOLIHULL...

Latest Words About Covid-19 From Solihull, UK…

At least there’s no beach here in Solihull
For the use of day-trippers
From Dorset, Hampshire, or Devon,
Where unsocial-distancing of half-a-metre
Could be enabled. And yes, we do have the odd gull…

At least there’s been no partying here in Solihull
For the joy of Liverpool’s fans
From Birmingham, the ‘glory hunters’,
Where unsocial-distancing of a few centimetres
Would mean no precautions taken at all…

Sadly there’s an embarrassment here in Solihull:
A sign at the garage at Sainsbury’s,
From all fuelling drivers unhidden…
Social-distancing rules for queueing and paying,
With glaring errors, suggesting Brummies like me are all dull…

Pete Ray
27th June 2020 

Badly done, Sainsbury’s…

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