ATHERSTONE TOWN 13-1 UTTOXETER TOWN: LINK TO THE MATCH HIGHLIGHTS...

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TOUGH TO GET IN OVER THE BARBED WIRE...

THE BODGING AWAITS A BLANKET BUT THE TWO WOMEN WITH ONE WERE MUCH LATER ARRIVING... 

DESIGNED FOR MILLWALL FANS, USED BY ADDERS...

WE LIKES THE GRANDSTAND...

BRILLIANT BOGS: REMINDED ME OF THE OLD FELLOWS PARK, WALSALL, WHERE YOU PEED INTO URINALS WHILST RAIN PEED ON YOU...

MIGHT ENTER THIS FOR THE TURNER ART PRIZE, 2018...

THE SMELL OOZED OUT THIS WEEK BUT DID THE SNOW OOZE IN LAST WEEK?

BEHIND THE BIKE SHEDS BUT NO-ONE IS SMOKING...

LINDISFARNE SANG 'FOG ON THE TYNE' INCLUDING THE FINE WORDS:
'WE CAN SWING TOGETHER, WE CAN HAVE A WEE-WEE, WE CAN HAVE A WET ON THE WALL'...
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT...

NEARLY READY...

REFRESHMENTS?
OR WAITING TO SEE WHICH WAY THE ADDERS WOULD BE KICKING?

A MINUTE OF APPLAUSE...

...WELL OBSERVED BY GUESTS UTTOXETER...

WHO'S THE VANDAL ON THE CLIMB?

WHY, IT'S BROOKSY!
WONDERFUL...

HAS THE BLANKET ARRIVED?

...YEP...
ONE MORE BLOKE AND YOU'VE GOT A 4-POSTER BED...