LEON KELLY: STRIKER...
Who do I support? Er, I support the better team…
All time favourite players are fat Ronaldo and Ronaldinho.
Current favourite players are the not fat Ronaldo, Messi and Aguero…
My favourite bird: a size 10-12 with big tits, nice face and a fat ass… LOL…
Pet I’d like to have: tiger or black panther.
I have been nicknamed 'The Beast' & latterly ’Ned Kelly’…
Previous clubs: Atherstone United, Cambridge United (Division 2 Football League), Stalybridge Celtic, Dover Athletic, Hyde United, Nuneaton Borough, Ilkeston Town, Worcester City, Hinckley United, Stratford Town, Bromsgrove Rovers, Alvis Sporting and now the mighty Coventry United…
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| Alvis days But is he related to the bloke on the left? |
Treasured moment: playing for Worcester City in the 2005 FA Cup 2nd Round, shown on BBC1 and Mark Bright saying I was like a Thierry Henry… 😂😂
Lowest moment: losing in the FA Cup 2nd Round, then finding out we would have played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge in the next round. Also, the main one was breaking my ankle and fibula playing for Stratford Town.
Anything else I would like to share?
I would just like to share Deeez nuuts!!! 😂😂
THE MOWDOG’S COMMENTS:
Leon knows my near relative Steve Burr, the current Chester Manager, from his past…
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| SO damned cool... |
Seems Leon has played for every team in the whole of the UK, except Dumbarton and Plymouth Argyle… He was at Massey Ferguson too, also Solihull Moors & Aylesbury, according to Wikipedia…
The Hinckley fans apparently chanted: “LEON’S GONNA GET YOU…” in his honour…
FA CUP? Wow… But surely Thierry Henry has a longer, if slower stride and Ned is certainly slimmer… Mark is Not So Bright after all, perhaps?
Leon now strolls about like a personal trainer would. That’s possibly because he IS one…
Leon’s favourite bird choice: well, Ned has big tits, a face and a fat arse… Shame about his size being 24-26, for he could fancy himself if that wasn’t the case…
Saw Leon led off the pitch streaming with blood against Steve Burr’s Northwich Victoria some years back and with aid unforthcoming, he walked to the sidelines with a towel over his head… He was like a boxer leaving his corner. I remembered him from then on…
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| Worcester lost 0-1 too... |
At Alvis, he WAS The Tank in the club’s nickname: ‘The Tankmen’…
He supports the “…better team…”? Ah, that’s not Birmingham City then…
Cheers, beastly Ned…
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| Hey, Beastly Ned, The Badger's gonna get ya... |
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