JOSH O’GRADY: WILY WINGER, DANGEROUS DRIBBLER, MEANDERING MAGICIAN…
Any nicknames?
O’Tricky…
Previous teams?
Daventry Town, Stratford Town, Rugby Town, Redditch United, Banbury United, Bedworth United…
Favourite pro-team?
Aston Villa…
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| O'Tricky's new car... |
Favourite all-time player?
Ronaldinho…
Favourite current player?
Balotelli…
Favourite bird?
Eagle…
Any animal you would like as a pet?
Kangaroo…
Best sporting moment so far?
Promotion at Stratford…
Worst sporting moment so far?
Losing play-off final for Daventry…
Any other gossip for our eager ears?
None.
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| The knees have meandered into classic "I need a pee..." positions... |
THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…
Nickname is a good one… Possibly also Robbo, after Forest’s legendary John Robertson? Or Lionel? (Not after Messi, but Villa’s Lionel Martin…)
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| Lionel Tricky Martin... |
Previous teams were 3 Towns, then 3 Uniteds, so really, Tricky should not be playing for Coventry United now, but a Town, to keep the sequence going. Perhaps Atherstone, or Stafford?
Villa fan… Oh, dear… The eccentric Serbian Sasa Curcic (nicknamed Dani), Benito Carbone, Lionel Martin and Chico Hamilton surely must all have had an influence on O’Tricky’s game, except that he won’t remember any of them…
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| Sasa 'Dani' Curcic... |
All-time player is Ronaldinho? The man who nearly led Messi into bad ways and has failed to live up to such incredible promise due to his ridiculous lifestyle choices…
Balotelli? Need I add more? Rather like Ronaldinho, I guess… At least with O’Tricky, it could be third time lucky for a player, if he avoids the playboy life of the other two…
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| The playboy life... |
Eagle is fine for O’Tricky, as favourite bird, but as a Villa fan, surely his pet should be a lion, not a kangaroo?
O’Tricky hardly leaps and bounds past defenders, so maybe a show-dog meandering between cones at Crufts, would be more fitting instead?
Promotion for Stratford… Must have been nice to perform in front of William Shakespeare. (How old IS O’Tricky?)
He was solely responsible for Daventry’s play-off final loss? Surely not…
And no gossip?
Ah, well, it does appear that O’Tricky enjoys drinks with badgers and has a terrible addiction… It’s a fetish… It’s an OCD…
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| Clubbin' wiv Da Bodging... |
He cannot live without reaching byelines…
Cheers, Lionel…
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