Saturday 22 August 2015

COVENTRY UNITED PLAYER PROFILES: 5. JAMIE COLEMAN...

JAMIE COLEMAN: DEFENSIVE LEFT-FIELDER…


Any nicknames, Jamie?
COLER…

Your previous clubs?
LEAMINGTON, STRATFORD, WOODFORD, SOUTHAM…

Which pro-team do you support?
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR…

Favourite all-time player?
TEDDY SHERINGHAM…

Your favourite current player?
JOSHUA BLAKE…


Who dat?


What’s your favourite bird?
JENNIFER LOPEZ…

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?
SEE ABOVE…

Your most treasured sporting moment? 
PLAYING AT VILLA PARK…

Your lowest sporting moment?
MISSING A SEASON AND A HALF DUE TO A KNEE OP’…

Anything else you would like to share?
I ONCE APPEARED ON ‘HOW TO LOOK GOOD NAKED’… (No joke…)



THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…

COLER? Maybe ‘Pepsi’ would be more helpful and he might get his next tattoos sponsored…

Ah, Woodford… Was Pepsi there when the team slumped to many successive heavy defeats I wonder?

Spurs… My best mate at college (both studying P.E.) was a Spurs fan. He taught at a secondary school near White Hart Lane, where players would pop in and help with the coaching… My mate then became a prison officer. He reckoned the two jobs were similar…
Another mate at college was skipper of his secondary school team and one of his midfield team-mates was Steve Perryman… 
Impressed, Pepsi?

Sheringham? OMG, Pepsi… ‘Teddy’ was lucky to get where he reached. Personal opinion…

Favourite current player is Ratty Blake? Er, does Pepsi owe him money, or what? 

Jennifer Lopez? Favourite bird and wanted as a pet? Yeah, right…

He played at Villa Park? Gods Pepsi, so did Ian Taylor. Tried to, anyway…

Injuries? Not nice.

Pepsi appeared on ‘How To Look Good Naked’? How so? His skin is painted… Bit of a cover-up there.

Plenty of facial space for sponsored tattoos...

Cheers, Pepsi…





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