RICHARD JAMES DAVID MORRIS: GOALKEEPER…
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| Here's Richard, wearing the Beeswax Suit by Dior... |
Do you have a nickname?
MOZZA…
Previous clubs?
Leamington FC, Brackley Town, Stratford Town, Daventry Town, Rugby Town…
Which pro-team do you support?
Manchester United…
Your favourite all-time player?
Peter Schmeichel…
Favourite current players?
Messi and Bayern ‘keeper Manuel Neuer…
What’s your favourite bird?
Owl…
If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?
A bear so I could grill it…
Your most treasured sporting moment?
Reaching the 1st round of the FA Cup with Leamington FC and Daventry Town…
Your lowest sporting moment?
Injuring my cruciate ligament and missing a season…
Anything else you would like to share with us?
I don't think Josh O’Grady has ever had a shower…
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| And here's Richard in the Funeral Suit by Chanel... |
THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…
Mozza? Sounds like a grilled coffee at Costa…
Come on, he is ‘Grill Bears’, surely?
Or maybe ‘Harlequin’, if his dress code is anything to go by…
Yeti?
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| OMG... |
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| Here's Richard again, this time wearing the Harlequin Suit by Yves St Laurent... |
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| The Bear growls to be freed from its cage... |
He played for a number of teams then? Did no-one like him?
Another United fan… Oh, dear.
And Schmeichel? Gods, he was a total flop at Villa. Man U probably saved his Danish bacon…
Messi? Clever.
Neuer? Yeah, he’s a fine ‘keeper most of the time. Dresses drably though…
Owls are good for goalies: night vision is desperately needed at the dimly lit Sphinx Drive…
Bear? Typically self-centred to choose yourself as a pet.
Another guy who loved playing in the FA Cup… Maybe next season, Bear?
Injuries must be low points for players but to be honest, surely Rich’s wardrobe malfunctions are not only low points for him but for the rest of us who vomit at his colour ‘schemes’…
O’Grady never showers? Who would, with Mav and Mussa taking up most of the space, if you get my reptilian drift…
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| Bear, you're SO Armani... (Gloves by Paul Smith...) |
Cheers, Yeti…
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