COVENTRY UNITED PLAYER PROFILES: 14. PIERRE EMMANUEL MOUDIME...

PIERRE EMMANUEL MOUDIME: RIGHT-BACK, SWASHBUCKLING RIGHT-WINGBACK, ALL-TIME NON-SMILER...

PIERRE NEARLY FINDS BRIAN'S HEADGEAR AMUSING...

Any nicknames, Monsieur?

Pedro… 

Previous clubs?

Folly Lane, Coventry Coopsewood …

I support Chelsea… 

My favourite all-time player is Ronaldinho… 

My favourite current player is Eden Hazard… 

I don't like birds… 

I would like to have a dog as a pet. 

I think they are cute but at the same time, I'm scared of dogs… 

EDWIN MUMBLES: "WHAT A HAPPY, PAIR...
MUST WORK ON THEIR SMILING NEXT SEASON..."

My best sporting moments so far are when Coventry United won the league and the cup final last season…

I MUST NOT SMILE...

My worst sporting moment so far was missing 2 seasons at Coopsewood because I dislocated both of my shoulders… 

Anything else you would like to share? 

Ah, oui…

I think Gift shouldn't be allowed in the shower because that guy carries a snake on him… 

And also I hate JB, Jamie and Mav… 

They are 3 ugly musketeers, especially Mav with his fat nose… 

THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…

Nicknamed Pedro?

Mon Dieu, Pierre’s favourite team Chelsea have just signed his namesake from Barca… How cool is that? Will that make Pierre smile? Guess not.

PIERRE IN ACTION...

Pierre played for Folly Lane and Coopsewood, where the eggs are laid. 

Oh, maybe he means Copsewood! 

Ronaldinho… Yeah, loved watching him AND WHAT A SMILE…

Something for Pierre to emulate, maybe…

Favourite player is Hazard? 

PIERRE, RIGHT EXPLAINS TO GIFT, 6, THAT HE IS GOING TO SHOWER ALONE...

Belgian, so he is DEFINITELY excellent…

Smiles for that choice…

He doesn’t like birds? With that lack of a smile, I’ll choose a shoebill stork for Pierre…

IT'S THE EYES...

Dogs are cute. Pierre would like one. He’s also scared of dogs. 

Mon chien, Pierre! 

Lovely best moments from last season… Well deserved, Pierre.

Might have been something to smile at. Maybe not.

PIERRE LEAPS OVER THE PARIS BARRICADES...

Odd to break both shoulders in a soccer game, or was he attempting to climb into the coop to nick douze oeufs?

Nothing to smile about, though…

HAVING RECOVERED FROM HIS SHOULDER PROBLEMS, PIERRE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK HIS JAW RECENTLY...

Enough about reptiles showering, Monsieur, s’il vous plait…

Ah, oui… Athos, Porthos et Aramis… So you, Monsieur, avec your charm, your beaming smiles and good looks, must be D’Artagnan…

Is Pierre’s favourite film ‘Les Miserables’? He could play all the parts…

OMG, HE'S ACTUALLY SMILING...

Cheers, D’Artagnan…