Sunday, 30 August 2015

COVENTRY UNITED PLAYER PROFILES: 19. JAYDEN RICKHUSS...

JAYDEN RICKHUSS: STRIKER, MIDFIELDER, DEFENDER, CONVERSATIONALIST, BIGUP DANCER, WINNER OF BEST HAIRCUT 2015 IN COVENTRY’S CLUBLAND…

JAYDEN POINTS TO HIS SHOES...


Nicknames you are known by?
Depends on who I’ve annoyed…

Previous teams? 
As many as Callum Burgess.

OK- Coventry City, Walsall, Glenn Hoddle’s Academy (Spain), Nuneaton, Solihull Moors, Leamington, Barwell, Quorn, Coventry Sphinx, Folly Lane…

Favourite pro-team?
Arsenal…

Favourite all-time player?
Thierry Henry…

Favourite current players?
Jean Dakouri, Yaya Toure…

Favourite bird?
Is that a serious question?

If you could choose any animal as a pet, what would it be?
I wouldn’t change my cat ‘Blake’ for any other animal…

JAYDEN'S CAT...


Best sporting moments so far?
Playing at Coventry City and for England’s under-16 and under-17 teams…

Worst sporting moments so far?
Hamstring problems…

Any gossip for us?
LOL… No!

THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…

No nickname?
Er, well he’s annoyed me by playing for Folly Lane, so I’ll name him ‘Gobby’…
Or, after seeing him wearing pure white, driving a pure white Polo, maybe ‘Ghost’?
Well, we never see him.
Only hear him…

NICE MOVES...


Glenn Hoddle’s Academy is a long road from Jimmy Ginnelly’s Barwell, surely?
Saw them regularly a few seasons back, under Marcus Law…
Folly Lane? Sounds like a programme on CBeebies… 

Arsenal fan… So why isn’t Gobby a creative midfielder?

Henry? Once saw him murder Villa at Highbury and Villa’s fans applauded him off the field. Villa fans do NOT do that…

Dakouri’s name appears before Toure’s… Better arse control, maybe?

Yes, favourite bird was a serious question. 
What’s your problem, Gobby? 
Shall we say a Great Crested Grebe? 

YEAH, I WAS SERIOUS...


Cat named Blake? Sure it’s not a RAT named Blake?

OMG: PERFECTION...
(HE RECKONS...)


England eh? If you’re talented at that age, it’s almost certain you won’t make it. You have to be a clogging, big, strong bugger to play here… 
Jayden has some ability though...

Hamstring? He actually runs, as well as talks?

No gossip?
Of all people NOT to have some juicy titbits for his profile!
He has all the info’, the lowdown, the street-suss, surely?

Maybe he’ll entertain us with some dirt on another occasion?

STILL BLOODY TALKING...


Cheers, Gobby…




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