ROSS BRISCOE: OLD-FASHIONED CENTRE-FORWARD…
Nicknames?
Briscoe, Lord Briscoe, God…
Previous clubs?
Whitnash Town…
Favourite pro-team?
Manchester United…
All-time favourite players?
Eric Cantona, Thierry Henry, Fat Ronaldo, C. Ronaldo…
Favourite current players?
Vinny Kompany, C. Ronaldo
Favourite bird?
Pterodactyl…
Any animal you’d like to have as a pet?
Pug called John…
Best sporting moment so far?
Scoring a left-footed ‘thronker’ in the Birmingham Vase last year for Whitnash.
Worst sporting moment so far?
Missing a final at the Ricoh through being too hungover from visiting Vegas!
Any useful information you would like to gossip about?
Jamie Coleman has the biggest forehead in Europe and O’Grady's teeth are that cold, they wear yellow jackets…
THE MOWDOG’S COMMENTS…
Lord? God? Thought Hutchcox was his friend, not a worshipper, or a member of his congregation…
Ah, Whitnash, yeah… Did he meet Joe Connor last season in a cup-tie in The Cage?
Manchester United is his favourite team, which means 100% that he lives nowhere near Old Trafford…
Cantona? Liked his acting ability… Ross can act too… (See below…)
Kompany and Ronaldo? Both miserable looking buggers… Is there a theme here?
Pterodactyl? Another flying reptile… What are his dreams like..?
Pug, called John? There’s something rather sinister about that…
We need to see ‘thronkers’ from Ross this season… Just as Leon Kelly has a ‘Ned’, Ross Briscoe seems to have a ‘Thronker’…
Vegas was an odd pre-match meal venue for a Final at the Ricoh…
Coler’s forehead? O’Grady’s teeth? Hmm, Ross appears to have an unhealthy interest in colleagues’ skulls, suggesting perhaps that a career in the NHS would be advisable after his playing days are over…
Cheers, God…
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