GIFT MUSSA: MIDFIELDER & HERPETOLOGIST…
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| The Tank, aka Boa, aka Roland... |
Any nickname if any?
The Tank…
Previous Clubs?
Coventry Copsewood…
Which pro-team do you support?
Manchester United…
Favourite all-time players?
Clarence Seedorf and Josh O’Grady…
Favourite current players?
Cristiano Ronaldo, Blaise Matuidi…
What’s your favourite bird?
Don't like birds
If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be.?
A dog named Pierre…
Your most treasured sporting moment?
Constantly burning everyone in the 100m sprint during my schooldays…
Your lowest sporting moment?
Getting ‘megged by the likes of Jean Dakouri…
Anything else you would like to share with us?
Josh O'Grady is simply a magician.
Martin Hutchcox is simply the best dressed.
And Josh Blake is simply a RAT…
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| Autograph hunting children is the problem the legendary O'Grady always shrugs off with a smile... |
THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…
Nicknamed The Tank? Odd that, because Coventry’s Alvis plant is famous for making tanks…
Thought his nickname was Boa though, because he constricts the opposition’s midfield…
Another ex-Copsewood child-player and also a Manure United fan… (Where the shit hits the fan, of course...)
All-time favourites are Seedorf and O’Grady?
Hmm, how old IS the Tricky one?
Current favourites are Ronaldo and Matuidi… Hey, decent choices.
Being just a lad, Gift has their posters on his bedroom wall, near the reptile cage…
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| Gift receives his award for winning the under-11 60 metre sprint at Primary School... |
No, Gift doesn’t like birds, he only uses them to feed to his reptile collection…
Gift wants a dog called Pierre… That means a miserable looking pet, possibly a Pug?
Gift was a sprinter? Called Tank?
Er, hang on, surely that’s a conflict of terms?
Unless at his school, the other kids were sponsored by KFC and McDonalds…
Dakouri megs Gift in training?
Jean probably shoves out his Money Supermarket arse and slips the ball between Gift’s feet, whilst he falls, embarrassed and winded…
All kids like magicians, so it’s understandable that young Gift likes O’Grady, along with Punch and Judy shows on a Devon beach…
Hutchcox appears to be admired for his dress-sense by the adolescent Mussa…
Why’s that, then?
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| Gift also won the egg and spoon race... |
But Gift has an aversion to rats, it appears…
New nickname for Boa/The Tank, then…
‘Roland’...
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| Roland Mussa watches CBeebies... |
Cheers, Roly…
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