COVENTRY UNITED PLAYER PROFILES: 7. MARTIN HUTCHCOX...

MARTIN HUTCHCOX: RIGHT-SIDED CENTRAL DEFENCEMAN…

Any nicknames? 

Mav, or Mavvi… 

Previous clubs?

Tottenham Hotspur Youth, Stratford Town, Racing Club Warwick, Daventry Town, Banbury United, Evesham United, Bedworth United…

Favourite pro-team?

Tottenham Hotspur…

Favourite all-time player?

David Beckham…

Favourite current players?

Dani Alves and Gift Mussa…

Favourite bird?

Red-faced booby…

Which animal would you like as a pet?

Obvious choice would be a ‘hippocrocpig’, a cross between a hippo, a crocodile and a pig…

Best sporting moments for you so far?

Every end of season awards night and winning best looking player, plus the award for the least distance run in a game and a season…

Worst sporting moments so far?

Every week having to come off the pitch and shower next to Gift Mussa…

Any additional comments?

Pierre Moudime is and will always be the team’s batttty gyal…

THE MOWDOG COMMENTS…

Nicknamed Mav & Mavvi? 

Not Catwalkman? Or even Gerard? Barca's Mr Pique would I'm sure be honoured...

A youngster at Spurs, eh? Probably let him go because his looks didn’t fit in with the likes of Spurs legends Martin Chivers and Alan Gilzean…

Gilzean...

Spurs fan, not surprisingly, yet Mavvi smiles gleamingly too often for that to be true, surely? 

Beckham??? OMG… Beckham crossed the ball from the right with some accuracy. 

When I played, if you COULDN’T cross a ball with some accuracy, you simply didn’t play the game at all… 

Mav has something in common with Beckham though: they both smile inanely…

Dani Alves? Like him but Roberto replaced him superbly @ Bilbao in the recent 0-1 win…

And Gift Mussa? Yeah, right…

Red-faced booby? That’s what you see when Ratty Blake misses an open goal…
Red-footed booby, maybe?

Red-footed booby...

Complicated wish for a pet from what is obviously a complicated mind…

Sporting achievements are being the most handsome and the laziest? 

Says a lot. 

May I add an outstanding performance as a goalie v Whitnash last term?

He takes the jersey...

Worst sporting moments are having to shower next to Mussa?

Mav, you could move, you know… Or are you a closet reptilian?

May I add another bad sporting moment? The taking of a shootout penalty, again versus Whitnash, whilst dressed as a goalie, allowing the opponents to progress in a cup competition last season…

He would flunk his spot-kick...

Coventry United’s batttty gyal is Pierre Moudime?

Thanks for that…

The nurtured and well practised smile...

Cheers, Gerard…