JOSHUA BLAKE: GRUMBLING STRIKER…
His nickname is The Rat…
He has played for Daventry Town & Leamington FC…
Joshua follows Aston Villa in the pro-game & his favourite player from the past is Dwight Yorke.
Currently, he really likes Ronaldo of Real Madrid, someone to aspire to, he must reckon…
Favourite bird? Er, a PTERANODON…
A pet for Joshua to relish would be a black panther…
Pleasurable sporting moment?
Ah, it has to be reaching the 1st Round proper of the FA Cup, TWICE…
Worst sporting moments?
Hmm, getting knocked out of the FA Cup at the 1st Round proper stage…
Something everyone should know?
Well, Gift Mussa has a pet snake- Black Mamba…
He also has an interesting fact: he once won £11,934 from a £1 football bet…
THE MOWDOG’S COMMENTS:
The Rat? A grumbling one, without a doubt…
Saw Ratty play a couple of times for Daventry, the men in purple…
Villa fan? So that’s why Joshua is ratty and constantly grumbling…
Dwight Yorke, the chap who had to tie the ball to his boots to become successful… Liked his penalty-technique though…
Ronaldo… Nearly as ratty as Blakey…
Pteranodon? The toothless reptile… Not a bird but possessed a similar expression to a grumbling Blakey…
FA Cup successes must be special to players and it’s sad that Ratty was unable to progress further. Yes, that’s genuine sympathy to the fellow whose precious goal-celebration is to kick a ball anywhere, side-step along the byeline taking the applause of an imaginary rapturous crown and then pulling at and using a corner-flag like it was Freddie Mercury’s microphone…
The snake? Well, it seems Mussa has a Gift…
Let me know which teams you are betting on each week, Ratty, cuz you seem worth knowing…
Cheers, Ratman…
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